Today's Annoyance: Broken ankles, bunions and concussions
Mantra of the Day: I look super cute in flats, too.
Can you believe that 8-inch high shoes exist?! Reportedly, Christian Louboutin has developed his first pair of 8-inch stilettos. Even strippers have got to have some concerns about this. I mean, WTF? How high is too high? I wonder whether we'll we soon have 1-foot high stilettos. (Move over, Shaq! We'll be staring you in the face soon.)
Where is the wardrobe torture for men? I dare you to point out some equally crazy male wardrobe accessories. What have they got? Hair plugs and Viagra. Big freakin' whoop.
Put this in your pipe and smoke it: I look just as good in flats as I do in my 3-inch heels. I have finally become accustomed to sashaying my shanté in these heels without breaking a limb. Now, I'm noticing that they're getting higher and higher. I get that a lot of women don't plan to wear these shoes for more than a few minutes, but still. You cannot make me believe that my legs are going to look any sexier in 6-inch heels than they do in my 3-inchers. Even Naomi took a tumble on the runway wearing super-high shoes. So, where will the trend end?
I wonder if stiletto-creator Roger Vivier is spinning in his grave, or applauding.
[IMAGE: Courtesy of SixInchStiletto.com]
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