Today’s Annoyance: People who believe everything they see on TV, even fictional programs.
Mantra of the Day: A perfect match: me, George Clooney and
Look at it…isn’t it lovely? And it’s on an isle, no less. It was (sniff, sniff), made for me. The only thing left to do is kick out the current occupants. What’s that, you say? I could just buy it? True, but I think it be more fun for me to just go in and take over. I’ll invite you over for tea once it’s mine.
We stayed at a hotel in Cernobbio that was really cool, with the exception of its scary, scary pool that looked like it hadn’t been cleaned since…since…well, I’m not sure it had ever been cleaned. Next time, we’re staying at Villa d’Este!!
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